my sister is the most self-absorbed prick ever. she's probably the person who makes me want to use the F word the most.

sis: cherryl!i fetch you to school!
me: no
sis: ....you're just jealous. -slams door-

oh my deary me. jealous of what may i ask? sooner or later i am going to get my licence. and.. why would i be jealous of someone who passed only on the second attempt? stop living in your high and mighty cloud my dear cos its not doing you any good.