omfg! i went to my kitchen to cook myself some good old seafood maggie mee and i kicked over something lightly and before i switched on the lights i was thinking "haha what would i do if that was a cockroach and it crawled over my leg now" and when the lights were on i looked down and saw a flipped cockroach. WHAT THE FUCK! i literally stood there with my jaw dropped and stared at the cockroach and like i dont even know what was running through my mind cos i was SO DISGUSTED. anyway i thought it was dead but apparently ITS NOT SO LIKE FUCK IT I JUST STEPPED ON A LIVING COCKROACH, BARE FOOTED MIND YOU UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHUGHUGHU!??!?!?!!?

i am so wearing my slippers from now on. omfg. damn disgusted.